By the Way: Buy Ford

If you happen to be in the market for a new car, and you happen to have narrowed down your choices to a [something] or a Ford, and you're deeply undecided, I recommend that you buy a Ford.

Why? Because the lunatics at the American Family Association--Christianist totalitarians, the type of people who oppose sex because it might lead to dancing--have been targeting Ford for over a year because Ford insists on treating gay people like human beings.

Just so you know.

Signed,

a proud Ford owner