Dialect Drift: "Florida" is now pronounced "Ohio"

No time right now for a full postmortem of the election. However, for those who are wondering about election fraud, let me welcome you to my original homestead, Franklin County, Ohio:

The Daily Kos: Ohio, Provisional Ballots, Recounts and Fraud by "Hunter"

Franklin County, OH: Gahanna 1-B Precinct
638 TOTAL BALLOTS CAST

US Senator:
Fingerhut (D) - 167 votes
Voinovich (R) - 300 votes

US President:
Kerry (D) - 260 votes
Bush (R) - 4,258 votes

You don't have to be the Ohio Secretary of State to figure out the problem there. Let's see if he does.

Bush's real victory margin in Ohio, after all of the provisional and absentee ballots have been counted, is probably less than 40,000. And that's not even counting spoiled but potentially countable votes. (One of the great shames of America is that nearly 3% of ballots cast are uncountable in almost every presidential election.) If there are more than a couple of incidents like this--individual precincts where Bush somehow received 10 times as many votes as were actually cast--expect the fight to re-open.

Or maybe Ohio is the new Mississippi.

( Wrong in so many ways )

Okay, I'm getting bitter

The new face of the Republican party.

( In somewhat worse than poor taste )

Or you could just take their own words for it (LA Times free registration required):

Since 1968, the left has taken millions captive, and we must help those Democrats who truly want to be free to actually break free of this evil ideology. . . . Conservatives must not compromise with the left. Good people holding false ideas are won over only if we defeat what is false with the truth.

The left bewitches with its potions and elixirs, served daily in its strongholds of academe, Hollywood and old media. It vomits upon the morals, values and traditions we hold sacred: God, family and country. As we learned Tuesday, it is clear the left holds the majority of Americans, the majority of us, in contempt.