I don't like "worst song" lists, because I know that the music I like and hate bears only tangential relationships to the music that other people like and hate. Also, starting in college, I learned how to structure my life so that I don't tend to hear the songs that other people find omnipresent and oppressive.
So, following an idea I found through
firecat, here's a list of the "fifty worst pop songs" from whatever self-important group assembled that list recently. Considering that it goes back only to the late 1960s--thus missing the glory days of the crooners--yet somehow manages to get wrong which of Jim Steinman's most egregious ventures into songwriting was the worst (they list "I'll Do Anything for Love", but skip over "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and "Love and Death and an American Guitar"; this last is an almost perfectly unironic encapsulation of teenage selfish exceptionalism and is a song I'm terrifically embarrassed to know at all, let alone still own), and overlooks "The Ballad of the Green Berets" or the even more appalling "Dawn of Correction", I feel that I can mock this list to my heart's content.
( The List )There. That wasn't good, was it?