Why I love Dan Savage

[womzilla]

Though not in that way, of course.

From his August 19 column:

That said . . . bestiality is one of the "big three" perversions that I'm simply never going to budge on. I will always disapprove of fucking animals, molesting children, and eating poop. (A scat scene with a lamb would hit the trifecta of my disapproval.) Yes, yes, I know: A mind is like an umbrella--it only works when it's open. But if you're going to have a closed mind about just three things, fucking animals, molesting children, and eating poop are good picks, don't you think?

Comments

[nigelpuggle.livejournal.com]

Nigel wants to know if he'll fuck a puggle that eats poop on occasion--provided said dog is full grown.

[wizwom.livejournal.com]

You can't argue with his logic. Not to mention his desire not to get hauled before a judge.

[wouldyoueva.livejournal.com]

I think you'd also hit his disapproval if you have "girl love handles" if recent columns were any indication.

Would he have objections if the animal fucked you instead of the other way around?

[readwrite.livejournal.com]

According to my late father (a prominent psychiatrist), the brother of a patient of his actually trained a dog to do this. And I think he was a minor when it first occurred. Two out of three ain't bad.

[womzilla.livejournal.com]

I think you'd also hit his disapproval if you have "girl love handles" if recent columns were any indication.

Or, I suspect, "guy love handles" either. He's a sizist pig. But I love the rest of his writings and look the other way. Even Homo nods.

[sturgeonslawyer.livejournal.com]

"We could also mention sado-necro-bestiality, but that would be beating a dead horse."

[smofbabe.livejournal.com]

Perfect lead-in to a bumper sticker I saw on Friday: "Too bad a closed mind doesn't usually come with a closed mouth"