Wait. Didn't I already do this?

[womzilla]

Infectious post, caught from supergee:

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

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[redbird]

We were driving up to Pleasantville, on a random Saturday, keeping an eye out for groundhogs, and you pulled over suddenly. We hiked back about half a mile, carrying a jacket of nellorat's that had been in the back seat, to rescue an injured animal. Except when we got there, it wasn't a groundhog, it was an alien, and it assured us that it was fine and healthy. That was something else's blood, of no more importance than if I'd spilled some juice on my shirt while eating lunch.

Neither of us had a camera, but the alien gave me its business card, and took mine.