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womzilla ([personal profile] womzilla) wrote2008-05-31 06:08 pm

Random old Usenet comment

If you walk without a rhythm, you won't attract the Oompa-Loompas.

--26 Jan 2003

[identity profile] washa-way.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Good advice.

Of course, if you need to hook one for a ride, you'd set up a series of Nestle's Crunch bars...