Worst-written headline ever?

[womzilla]

I just spotted this in the MSNBC headlines on my LJ Portal page:

Holocaust recalled at Auschwitz

Obviously, it was defective.

Comments

[washa-way.livejournal.com]

Oh, my.

Speaking of goofs, did you see the two historical figures that FOX News showed in order to illustrate Clinton's challenging Obama to a "Lincoln-Douglas debate"?

Hint: the latter should have had an extra S in his name.

[jayspec.livejournal.com]

Bug ID: 20678
Description: Solution.Finalizer does not actually complete for numJews > 6 million
Assigned to: Himmler, H. (hhimmler@nazi.gov.de)
Possible Fixes: Increase numConcentrationCamp threads, increase numGasChambers to handle more parallel Jew destructors. May cause issues with network bandwidth, possibly increase numRailroads as well.
Status: WONTFIX
Reason: Product discontinued due to hostile takover by Allies.

[rredhead.livejournal.com]

Did you make that up?

[jayspec.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't make it up. I saw it on the History Channel program, "Hitler's Secret Bugzilla Instance." Did you know that the Abstract Factory pattern was first used to manufacture Panzers?

Yes, of course I made it up!

[rredhead.livejournal.com]

I meant, Did you make that up versus finding it on the Internet somewhere? I knew it wasn't TRUE. Sheesh!

[womzilla.livejournal.com]

Sir, you are going to hell. Congratulations!.