In honor of the day

Rats bite, bees sting,
bullets strike, and tigers spring
While love whispers, money talks, and
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes must burn, burn, burn!

He was a failure, didn't have a cent
Couldn't even blow up Parliment

Penny for the Guy, penny for the Guy,
Penny for the poor old penniless Guy.
Burn him, burn him, we're going to burn him
Roast him, toast him, watch him fry

He was a disaster, a no-good jerk
His ideas DIDN'T WORK!
Penny for the Guy...

Look at him sweat when the going gets hot--
Serves him for messing up the Gunpowder Plot
Penny for the Guy...

He deserves a kick up the ass!
'Cause he'll never be top of the class

He was a wash-out, he was a flop
Took a tumble to the bottom from a ladder to the top

Remember Guy Fawkes and take my advice
Don't touch the goods if you can't pay the price
Penny for the Guy...

DON'T GET CAUGHT! is the lesson to be learned
Guy Fawkes did, now watch him burn

Penny for the Guy, penny for the Guy,
Penny for the poor old penniless Guy.
Burn him, burn him, we're going to burn him
Roast him, toast him, watch him fry

Rats bite, bees sting,
bullets strike, and tigers spring
While love whispers, money talks, and
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes must burn, burn, burn!

--"Penny for the Guy", Leon Rosselson

(Wasn't the film loosely based on V for Vendetta supposed to open this weekend?)