Intelligent Design and Medicine

A bold vision of the future of stroke treatment:

"He has only one hope now: the artificial replacement brain!" says me.

"Giblets has it right here!" says Giblets scoopin out the brain an stickin in a bag a Stop-U-Mart ice.

"Doctor Giblets I must protest," says me. "How's the patient gonna think with a bag a Stop-U-Mart ice."

"He won't," says Giblets. "He'll think with his heart and use his new artificial ice brain to cool his blood and prevent heated disruptions of the humours like everybody else!"

"Well then how's he gonna keep his soul attached to his pineal gland then," says me feelin skeptical.

"What lunacy is this!" says Giblets. "The pineal glad has nothing to do with 'the soul'! The pineal gland controls telepathy, and Giblets thinks the patient can do without contacting the sunken city of Mu with his mind-powers from now on."

"Well that's just crazy talk," says me. "They got a ton a cool stuff down in Mu."

Courtesy of Fafblog, of course.