The Glory of Democracy, or, "We Had that Accountability Moment"

Or, "Dude, Where's My Mandate?"

Adults were evenly divided on Bush's job performance in January, but now 54 percent disapprove and 45 percent approve. The number who think the country is headed down the wrong track increased from 51 percent to 58 percent in the past month.

Or "Buyer's Remorse." Or "Too bad you assholes weren't paying attention in November."

Things I will not do the next time I live through 2004

# reelect George Bush, then patiently wait for him to radically change his foreign and domestic policy