Aug. 10th, 2004

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The Legend of Benjamin Healy

"They say he could skin an eat an army of Vikings in one go an still have room left over for their boats," says Giblets. "For their army of boats."

"They say he could could crush an elephant in one hand but lived at peace with the tiniest creatures of the forest," says me.

"Cept when he was crushin em in one hand to show people how he could crush em in one hand," says Giblets.

"They say no mortal woman was enough for him so he made one himself outta whiskey an liquors an ale," says me. "An he loved her like a lumberjack made of eating loves a woman made of ham."

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