Feel your arteries harden

[womzilla]

despotliz linked to this FARK thread about a Washington Post article on bacon ice cream. It builds and builds most wonderfully, but i think the best is this quote and response:

bikini-topped Franny Linus, 25, staring at a creamy beige concoction on a plastic spoon

There is no word in this phrase that I do not like.

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[ferret-herder.livejournal.com]

Side ruminations on bacon-ness: I've been posting about the wonders of Bacon Salt (http://www.baconsalt.com/) over the last week. My sample pack of 3 (original, hickory, peppered) arrived yesterday, and mm, bacony-good. Tastes way better than any of those "baco's"-style fake bacon bits I've bought, plus it's vegetarian, kosher, and no-fat/no-cholesterol.