This is the problem with the puritanical sexual obsessives . . . [to them,] a naked nipple is just as bad as a forced bondage S&M act involving Carrot Top.
--mattapp, 3 Feb 2003
Okay, one more: WNYC's Brian Lehrer is now comparing Janet Jackson's nipple to Howard Dean's scream. It's a good comparison, in the sense of "How could any sane person care enough about this to be angered?" (Which is the point he's making, I hasten to add.)
(My "mood" was supposed to be a link to this Usenet article I posted years ago, but it didn't work properly.)