Unfortunately, a meme

[womzilla]

A new twist on that "search for your name" thing: google on "unfortunately [your name]" and grab the first ten results.

1. Unfortunately, Maroney has not been able to stay healthy.


2. Unfortunately Maroney seems a bit dragged down these days.


3. Unfortunately, Maroney is probably at his worst trade value right now.


4. Unfortunately, Maroney is a beast.


5. ...unfortunately, Maroney is "undroppable"


6. Unfortunately Maroney is rated lower in our league format than all my other backs


7. Unfortunately, Maroney seems to be the best lead I've got to learning more


8. Unfortunately Maroney doesn't look good


9. Unfortunately Maroney has been a dissappointment


10. Unfortunately Maroney, is/was the future.

Very slightly tweaked to reduce obvious repetition.

From sarah_ovenall, who used her first name, but inspired by her comment ("Mine would have looked a lot different before a certain someone who shares my name chose to run for national office last year."), I went with my celebrity twin.

Comments

[davidgoldfarb.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, that google search only gives 5 distinct hits for me.

[supergee.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately Unsurprisingly, I beat you: perfect 0.

[bugsybanana.livejournal.com]

Amusingly, more than one of the top ten "unfortunately quinones" from Google refers to the organic compounds.

[davidgoldfarb.livejournal.com]

Try it now. <grin>

Anyway, now you're a Googlewhack.

[supergee.livejournal.com]

I always figured I'd wind up as some sort of whack.