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I woke up this morning to an NPR newsreader saying, in that calm and unhurried way, "Kevin J. Maroney, your life today is going to be completely and utterly bollocks." She didn't use those words; what she said was more like the English sentence "The Securities and Exchange Commission last night announced an emergency ruling prohibiting short sales." But my magic decoder ring was working superbly.

The SEC has made four major rules changes in the three days in a desperate attempt to keep the American economy from falling off a cliff, shattering into pieces against the cliff, catching fire, and exploding. All of these rules changes, in the grand scheme of things, amount to a very tiny trampoline at the bottom of the cliff, but every one of them brings massive amounts of frantic efforts to re-tool the automated trading systems that drive most of the American stock industry, including the department which pays my salary. Compliance meetings, on-the-fly code changes, memory leaks. frantic calls to other vendors whose systems are far less stable even than ours--it's been a nasty few days. And fourteen hours after I left the house, I am home from work, my day a complete bollocks, less than no software testing (my supposed primary job) done.

Our department is doing quite well profiting from the misery of others--we're not an investment firm, just a pure broker/dealer, and the series of crises is driving a great deal of business through our door. But it's just plain wearing us out.

Edited to add: You know that $1.5 trillion in bailout money? Not a penny of that is coming to me.

Date: 2008-09-20 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quility.livejournal.com
I had not put all the pieces together about how this would be affecting you. Thank you for connecting the dots and good luck hanging in there!

Date: 2008-09-20 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cattitude.livejournal.com
I spent chunks of this week thinking, "I am so glad I'm not programming financials anymore." I couldn't imagine how they thought they were going to roll back Sunday's contingent trading session if Lehman hadn't gone bankrupt, and it just looked more and more complicated after that. You have my heartfelt sympathy.

Date: 2008-09-20 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grahamsleight.livejournal.com
Sorry to hear of the trouble this is causing you. I do at least note that, with such repeated uses of "bollocks", you are learning the fine art of swearing English-style...

Date: 2008-09-21 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] womzilla.livejournal.com
I originally the first sentence as "utterly and completely fucked." I decided I liked "bollocks" better, though I wasn't sure if I was using the right part of speech. (Should it be "complete and utter bollocks" instead?)

Date: 2008-09-21 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grahamsleight.livejournal.com
Well, yes, "bollocks" is not strictly an adjective. But I'm very much in favour of more creative swearing.

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