Brilliant exploration of the Santa phenomenon

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This has been floating around for a few days so you've probably seen it, but if not, well, it explains so much.

I was thinking about all the other Santas you see around, doing jobs at malls or bell-ringing. Then I thought about the elves, whose enslavement has never quite made sense to me.

So you have Mr. and Mrs. Claus owning a shop. Occupying this shop are a bunch of juvenile-looking gender-ambiguous slaves.

You see a lot of Santas around, but there are generally much fewer Mrs. Clauses.

And why is it that they feel the need to travel all over the world once a year?

I think it's . . .

Warning: potential SAN loss from the revelation of the long-suspected but undared truth. Ia! Ia!